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Two way petting zoo 

You pet the animals they pet you back
I wanted some intimacy so I went to a two way petting zoo

two way petting zoo 

an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back
hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?

two way petting zoo 

you pet the animals, they pet you back!
ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh
two way petting zoo by snorlax7 March 20, 2009

two-way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.
Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

two-way petting zoo 

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.
Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026