Two twat 

1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....

To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??

Two twat by Real redboss May 31, 2018

two-twat tessa 

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina

That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}

two-twat tessa by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016

two wheeled twat

a butchy lesbian on a motorbike

that two wheeled twat almost had an uh-oh

two wheeled twat by magicman123gone September 23, 2009

Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey 

The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.

“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.

Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.

Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey by PrettygirlBri November 9, 2018

Two legged twat monkey 

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

Two legged twat monkey by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

two-legged twatwaffle by country bear July 15, 2018