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two knuckles deep 

Two knuckles deep refers to somebody who is digging for nose boogers while face to face with someone or a group of people, not hiding the event, letting everybody see the activity.
Victoria: Did you see that?!? Chad just went two knuckles deep!
Steve: Two knuckles deep?
Victoria: Yeah! He was digging for nose boogers right in front of us!
two knuckles deep by DeeQue November 8, 2014
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Two Knuckle Puppet

The act performed when a male or female inconspicuously inserts their hand into clothing of a female while in a social setting. A finger is then inserted into her vagina and is manipulated in way that will cause stimulation. The puppet master continues the finger movement as the puppet continues to interact with others in the public setting. The period of time the act is performed is often referred to as a "two knuckle puppet show".
The look of embarrassment came across Jill's face as the dog pulled down the jacket she had draped across her lap, exposing Jack's hand pushed deeply into Jill's Pants, causing their two knuckle puppet show to come to an end.

Two-Knuckle Punch 

Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.
Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.

Two Knuckle Shuffle 

The Two Knuckle Shuffle is where a man shoves his 2 knuckles all the way up another man's asshole and starts taking his 2 Knuckles and the other man slowley starts clapping.
Whoa that guy is giving him the Two Knuckle Shuffle!
Two Knuckle Shuffle by Nigton3000 December 5, 2018

Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

Two Knuckle Shuffle 

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.
John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019