Two Shits

Over exaggeration of not caring.

I don't give two shits about you or your friends.

by Boykin July 15, 2006

two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

by Forever Remain October 30, 2008

Two shits

Having a complete lack of care.

"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 4, 2010

Two shits

1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."

Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."

by ccharless February 20, 2010

Two-Shits

One who has to top any story, one upper

"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"

by Johnny Danyoung March 16, 2008

Two Shits

Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.

Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday

by tippler January 28, 2010

Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn

Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day

by TheVegasCasanova April 13, 2014