Twink Needs 

/twɪnkʰ ni:d͡z/

Slang term, a response used to describe a person whose behavior is erratic and contradictory, particularly in regards to acting massively like an incel and like a twink at the same time.

Penelope: Did you hear about what Ian found in David's diary?
Deborah: Yeah, totally twink needs.

Twink Needs by Lakeisha Loves Letters March 8, 2025

i think we need to talk 

This phrase almost unavoidably consists of "I think we need to break up," "I think we need to see other people," or "I don't think this is working out." Approach with extreme caution whilst using this phrase as your soon-to-be ex girlfriend will probably start bawling at the dinner table before you've even really broken up with her.

i think we need to talk
breakup
ex girlfriend
off the hook

i think we need to talk by WhirlyPop5959 February 26, 2014

<.7.9.7.6.>I Not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.> 

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.> by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO not Think YOu NEed/Want Desire It<.7.9.7.6.> by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

I need to think about things 

Your boyfriend is gonna break up with you.

Guy: I dunno, I need to think about things

Translation: I'm gonna break your heart

I need to think about things by Trista March 24, 2004

I need time to think 

When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).

Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.

I need time to think by Damn it all to Hell! February 27, 2009

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010