by tftydtyfytrft November 19, 2007
Get the twatalite mug.A twatabyte (derived from the SI prefix twata-) is a unit of information or computer storage equal to 1000 yottabytes. It is commonly abbreviated TwB.
1 twatabyte = 1^27 bytes = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes.
1 twatabyte = 1^27 bytes = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes.
At the rate windows developers are pissing memory up the wall, it'll take a fucking twatabyte of RAM to run windows in 10 years!
by Monkey69 October 8, 2005
Get the twatabyte mug.A twatalope is a large, herbivorous mammal native to suburban areas in every major American city. Generally female, the twatalope is typically found crammed into her 16-year-old daughter's clothing (which is always at least two sizes too small), drenched in whatever perfume Oprah most recently gushed about, and yapping away on a cell phone. The twatalope's usual means of conveyance is a Cadillac Escalade, though they have been spotted in less garish vehicles.
The twatalope believes itself to be the center of the universe, and will generally become enraged when challenged by anything it perceives as a lesser being, e.g. everyone else. Avoid at all costs unless you are sure nobody will see you kill it.
The twatalope believes itself to be the center of the universe, and will generally become enraged when challenged by anything it perceives as a lesser being, e.g. everyone else. Avoid at all costs unless you are sure nobody will see you kill it.
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Get the twatalie mug.The twakelite (or twakaleet) are the long time survivors of meth, ice, crack usage and seem to show little to no physical or mental degradation from long term usage. Its like these wonderful things were custom made specifically for their long term survival. The twakelite are more often then not fairly healthy to really healthy to miraculous seeming excellent health. They often have enhanced their physical prowess, intellectual capacity and have given themselves or have came these unprecedented twakelite gifts or been given special powers to them by a magical mexican chemist, or by psychic or super natural gift possibly by ETs, who possibly really invented it for space travel through worm holes! The longer the meth is consumed the continued miraculous making of a real life X men Twakelite candidate.
"Bubbledawg":
Bruh, i've been rollin wit Georgee fo nearly 18 years now brah, and Doc he been doing da meff since back in da dayo when it was still real, and they call it crank n all nat. He a true alien / human/ meth hybrid twakelite dawg. he aint not been sick once, never breaks a bone, never wreck his bike, bike never even ganked once, finds all konda money laying round everywhere, don even nevr pick his skeein, no zits, no scars, muscilar, dont have to screw toothless meth whores, has all his teeth, no screwz loos, can remwmber his mama birfday,and seems to be healthier now den when he was 25. How can dis be explained bubbledawg?
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"Dawg":
Uh ah hell muh double dawg, muhfugger must be a secret member of the esteemed " Twakelite now dawg. Ery body know dis
Dey special. Got aleeun implants from birf I herd. Dis Ice is aktuly created by aleeuns specific for the Twakaleet to take over erf some dey.
Bruh, i've been rollin wit Georgee fo nearly 18 years now brah, and Doc he been doing da meff since back in da dayo when it was still real, and they call it crank n all nat. He a true alien / human/ meth hybrid twakelite dawg. he aint not been sick once, never breaks a bone, never wreck his bike, bike never even ganked once, finds all konda money laying round everywhere, don even nevr pick his skeein, no zits, no scars, muscilar, dont have to screw toothless meth whores, has all his teeth, no screwz loos, can remwmber his mama birfday,and seems to be healthier now den when he was 25. How can dis be explained bubbledawg?
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"Dawg":
Uh ah hell muh double dawg, muhfugger must be a secret member of the esteemed " Twakelite now dawg. Ery body know dis
Dey special. Got aleeun implants from birf I herd. Dis Ice is aktuly created by aleeuns specific for the Twakaleet to take over erf some dey.
by Mead's Mead November 27, 2023
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