turtle waxed

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

turtle waxer

a guy with a bald head

hey girl look at that turtle waxer

by ms.basick August 9, 2006

[turtle waxer]

A man that is pussy whipped

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.

by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

turtlewaxer

(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker

by Stylee September 26, 2003