Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.
by Hogger09 April 5, 2022
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Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.
by Hobo Baggins December 15, 2009
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