turtle baby

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.

"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"

by Courtney Hume April 2, 2007

Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

by Stiffeh March 10, 2010

baby turtle

When two people get together and one lathers a baseball bat in ben&jerry's ice cream and then sticks the baseball bat into the other's butthole. The one that is getting the basebal bat in them must imitate the cadbury commercials by going "buckmow buckmow" over and over during the process. WARNING: MAY CAUSE ANAL SPLINTERS

"dude i totally baby turtle'd jess ladt night"
"did you just use baby turtle as a verb"
"yeah! its only the coolest sex move ever, but jess have been complaining about butt splinters alot"
"I don't even want to know"

by t.o.o. Cool March 25, 2010

baby turtle

a turtle that isnt really a turtle at all. really a tortiose, ( a heffer)

are you sure you can carry that baby turtle

by mctoker May 23, 2008

Awkward Baby Turtle

This is derived from the original "Awkward Turtle". This is a hand gesture performed in the occurence of an awkward moment, usually defined by a long silence. In this particulare motion, the hands are placed on top of each other (as in "Awkward Turtle") and the thumbs are pointed outward and circling forward. Next, to create the "baby turtles", the hands are pounded together and separated and then shaped into smaller "turtles" with the both pinkies and thumbs out and circling forward once more.

Francine: Britney Spears is definitely a great role model for the American girl...
Marina, Kelly, and Tamra: ... (Silence and stares)
Kelly: AWKWARD BABY TURTLE!!

by WackaWackaYum October 22, 2009

Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies!

When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'

Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)

Put it together fast and you get it! :D

Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!

by gilliaanx August 4, 2011