turkish hammer 

Foreign Born Chicago Bulls backup Center - 2010 to present.

To ball exceptionally well within 8 feet of the hoop when facing the rim. An expert at two-handed dunks and racking up fouls en masse. To hold an uncanny resemblance to Judge Reinhold circa "Vice Versa" (1998).

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turkish hammer by Osirus808 April 7, 2011

The Turkish Hammer 

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammers up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.

Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?

Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!

Joe: Vicious!!

The Turkish Hammer by bicyclebry June 20, 2014

The Turkish Hammer 

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammer up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.

I met this girl last night and after a few drinks she took me back to her place and laid down The Turkish Hammer on my cock... vicious!

The Turkish Hammer by Jason Royle April 30, 2008