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turkey stuffing 

The act of stuffing one's genitals into a woman's vagina for optimum pleasure; usually performed as an act of gratitude after your woman cooks a wicked-good thanksgiving dinner.
"Babe, thanks for that amazing, delicious, and well-prepared thanksgiving meal. Allow me to thankyou by giving you the turkey stuffing. It's totally gonna rock my junk, but you totally deserve it."
turkey stuffing by ICED-OUT December 1, 2009
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Turkey Stuffing 

The act of a female spreading her vagina open and allowing a male shit in the vagina. Then the male proceedes to fuck the mess as if stuffing a turkey
Last night I fucked Kayla and stuffed her with cock but tonight, I'm turkey stuffing her tonight til she is filled and stuffed.
Turkey Stuffing by AGiogio December 14, 2010

turkey stuffing 

When a drunken virgin woman makes the decision to concent to anal sex before attempting vaginal sex. The male must be at least five years older for it to be a true turkey stuffing. For an authentic turkey stuffing the woman must perform oral sex after at least three rounds of anal sex. A common identifier is that the woman will have an akward limp the morning after this turkey stuffing. Much like the indians limped off after thanksgiving when the pilgrams totally kicked there ass.( this really happened to a girl at my highschool )
Im really tired coach. I had a long night of turkey stuffing with some drunk bitch in high school. Anyways back to work for that superbowl ring.

turkey stuffing 

One of my favourite dishes is turkey guts with a yeast infection (turkey stuffing).
turkey stuffing by deathrite2 December 25, 2009

stuffing turkey 

to finger fuck a girl, of any age, under any circumstances.
dude: go down on me baby

girl: am i gonna get some too this time?

dude: bitch please, i wont stick my finger in there,it reminds me too much of stuffing turkey

girl: fuck this then!

stuffing turkey by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

Stuffing the turkey 

When you put your penis and testicles in your significant others anus.
Get ready because I’m gonna start stuffing the turkey baby.

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky 

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
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