turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...

man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"

turkey basting by huntelbi January 2, 2011

Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.

I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!

Turkey basting by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009

Turkey Basting

the act in which you have anal sex with a female whilst she is throwing up in the toilet

last night we got so drunk that i ended up turkey basting my girl friend

Turkey Basting by TrexREXel February 10, 2010

Turkey Basting

A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.

After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.

Turkey Basting by Cardboard_RocknRolla January 28, 2009

Turkey Basting

When you orgasm multiple times onto a woman's stomach. Using the pull out method. Then wiping off using a towel or other cloth.

I love turkey basting onto a woman's stomach.

Turkey Basting by 62Delta September 29, 2011

turkey basting

The sexual act of penatrating a man or woman's rectum and urinating into such rectum. Upon extracting member urine will presede to flow from rectum resulting in a pressurized stream. Coinciding with a yelp or scream from the reciever simlar to a turkey call.

Girl: Do you want to try something new?
Guy: Roll over and I'll give you a good turkey basting.
Girl: Turkey basting? What do I do?
Guy: I'm gonna pee in your butt and let it flow. You're gonna need a shower and some clean sheets after this.
Girl: Okay!

turkey basting by S.A.B. November 25, 2007

Turkey Basting

When a male sits in a cardboard box and the woman (or man, if you're into that) bastes the man's body and the baster says "ding" and then the person in the box comes all over.

I'm so into turkey basting these days.

Turkey Basting by Penny Walker April 29, 2011