Turd Curd 

Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.

Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.

Turd Curd by J to tha J December 3, 2007

turd curd 

When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.

Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!

turd curd by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009

Turd n’ Curd 

When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.

I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.

I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.

Turd n’ Curd by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Curd Turd 

Human excrement that, for whatever reason, appears to look more like tofu than human dung.

My god, I just shat a curd turd. It looks like a bleached pickle.

Curd Turd by Big "So Money" Kev February 3, 2006