Possibly using a passed out drunk guy. You soak his balls in tuna fish for about 20 minutes, then you proceed to lay him in a hammock on his stomach with a precise cutout for his nutsack. Then you wait for the neighborhood cats to arrive.
by kris1071 June 28, 2006
you take a leather sack with a hole in the bottom and hang it from a tree in your backyard. then you climb into the sack after coating your balls in tuna oil. once you're in the sack and your nuts are hanging through the hole, a cage full of angry, hungry cats are let loose in the yard and they rip your balls to shreds.
by stephen floyd December 27, 2007