tumpi 

a very prude person that will not make a move on anyone. usually cute and loved by both genders

Dude you are such a tumpi! You won't even kiss that girl!

tumpi by Kat Nedo January 12, 2009

trumping down 

When you double down on a ridiculous premise.

Donald was Trumping down when he said. "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me."

trumping down by Chas501 December 4, 2016

Trumpissist 

a portmanteau comprised from Trump + narcissist + pisser + pissant + pissist + pissing + fetishist

def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:

(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs

Donald Trump is the prototypical Trumpissist; he exhibits both diagnostic signs (1) pathological narcissism + (2) pissing fethishism.

Trumpissist by Eppypotamus July 8, 2019

Trumpire 

A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.

"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."

Trumpire by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017

Trumpitis 

A one of a kind medical condition in which a Russian dictator's hand is so far up the subjects ass that the excrement has only one of two places to exit. Commonly through the mouth but in some cases through the fingertips while holding a smartphone connected to twitter.

We better hope someone else in the President's cabinet doesn't get Trumpitis or we are royally screwed more than we already are.

Trumpitis by Waldomarty February 8, 2017

Trumpish 

To be petty or vindictive, or worse, both at the same time.

Former Governor Perry's commentary on the election for student body president at Texas A&M was utterly trumpish.

Trumpish by ThierryIsAble March 24, 2017

Trumpitis 

Noun | Trump-eye-tis |

An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.

However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.

Person 1: Oh shit! My skin has gone completely orange!

Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.

Trumpitis by Irrelevant Person February 16, 2017