touchin' cotton 

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

Touching tips 

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016

Tucheliban

A coach lining up 5 defenders and 3 defensive midfielders.

Chelsea played tucheliban football against Brentford

Tucheliban by s555 October 18, 2021

tiching 

A kid who smokes weed everyday (plays the kazoo), sends porn websites to someone who doesn't even know what that is saying there are "fun games" (playboy), and will kick your soccer ball away.

Tiching ruined my childhood.

tiching by Ponyboy goldyboy July 3, 2016

Tschinne, toktume tschinne 

When you meet a girl named Jenny it is usual in Germany to greet her with the phrase "Tschinne, toktume tschinne". This means "Hello Jenny".

"Tschinne, toktume tschinne! Wanna see my shwance and drink some Boysahne?" — “Yay boy! I wanna drink yer nierenjuice first. Please milk my tellernippel and then lets enjoy Pimmelsteif!“

Tschinne, toktume tschinne by gollomosh October 3, 2023

Tochi 

Tochi is the best person you will come across. She is a beautiful, smart, friendly girl. It's always good to have a Tochi in your life because she can change lifes. She is the best girlfriend material ever. Trust me!!!

Tochi is so friendly and hot too.

Tochi by Purple spongebob November 8, 2019

tuching 

the act of pretending to be drunk to get with drunk women

Harry must have been tuching last night to hook up with all those girls, I didn't see him drink anything all night.

tuching by tuchman1 June 22, 2009