tubal liegation 

Falsely saying that you've had your "plumbing pinched" so that eager-but-not-wanting-the-pitter-patter-of-little-feet studs will feel safe in "doing it" with you.

Checking the medical records of a hot chick is a wise thing to do before "going all the way with her", since sometimes a lady's assurances that she's been surgically altered is just a tubal liegation.

tubal liegation by QuacksO September 26, 2020

tubal litigation 

Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.

It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.

tubal litigation by QuacksO December 21, 2020

Tuba solo 

A deep, low-pitched fart

"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."

Tuba solo by Crossfire905 December 25, 2012

tuba circus 

The cacophony of sound made by multiple noisy farts and/or bowel movements coming from multiple stalls in the mens bathroom.

I couldn't take a crap today at work; there was only one stall available in the mens bathroom and I didn't want to join the tuba circus.

tuba circus by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

tubagoo 

A fat person. Not someone who has the genetic predisposition for obesity, but someone who, through poor diet and lack of exercise, has become a soft, floppy, pile of blubber.

Side bar: these people are generally the ones who, through moderate exercise, alcohol intake and diet correction can loose the tub...of goo.

Gawd, that is one tubagoo.

So this guy shows up on the date and (she) could not believe how much of a tubagoo he had become!

tubagoo by glamrocker August 30, 2010

tuba fart 

The expelling of gas resulting in a low tone like that made by a tuba. Akin to a bugle fart but a much lower tone is produced when really pushing hard in order to hammer that sucker out.

My coworker just let out an enormous booming tuba fart that literally shook my desk.

tuba fart by thejimparker November 28, 2016

Rubble Tubble

Tummy Rub - as one would do for a dog or cat.

If you're a good dog I'll give you a big rubble tubble

Rubble Tubble by Rubble Tubbler March 8, 2014