truthtility 

When telling the truth is futile.

The truthtility of the matter is, I'm the one who dented your car- but it's ok now because you already payed for the body work and sold it.

truthtility by nemo12 July 7, 2008

Truthitity

truth·i·ti·ty (trooth-i-ti-tee)
noun, plural -ties.

1. A belief of opinionated factual information.

Origin:
2011; American English. Created by a student in late 2011, while sitting in his dormitory room, experiencing boredom.

Can be confused: never mind. No word is as creative.

Words used in creation: truth, entity, infinity.

Possible Misspellings: truth, truthintity, truthetity, truthititi, truthfully.

He believes in truthitity.

Truthitity by arc2007 September 20, 2011

Trutheality 

noun. The state or quality of being a fact as opposed to mere supposition or illusion. A portmanteau combining the words truth and reality.

The trutheality of the situation is that 9/11 was caused by radical terrorists, not the government.

In trutheality, Elvis is dead.

Trutheality by RDBerlin July 22, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004