trowie
Something of great gorgeousness with beautiful intense eyes. Only applies for women, with names beginning with 'L'.
trowie by Inspector_Hott December 9, 2008
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Trowel
1. A small hand tool with a short handle and a flat, usually pointed blade used for spreading, shaping, and smoothing plaster, cement, mortar or dirt.
2. A gardner's hand tool with a short handle and a curved tapering blade, used for making holes to put plants and seedlings in and for other light digging work.
So in fact it's just a small spade-ish tool.
2. A gardner's hand tool with a short handle and a curved tapering blade, used for making holes to put plants and seedlings in and for other light digging work.
So in fact it's just a small spade-ish tool.
trowel bitch
Girls that apply foundation, eyeliner, lipstick or other facial cosmetics to the extremeties that make it look as if applied by a masonry trowel, and that are also very annoying and fake.
trowel bitch by casa de awesome August 25, 2009
TOWIE
a synonym which broadly means "I am a shallow cunt with no ideas of my own and base my personality on reality TV because I think it makes me look cool in front of all my fellow bell-ends. "
Paul:"I've been paid today - reem!"
Mike: "knock that TOWIE crap off, before I go round and reem your mum"
Mike: "knock that TOWIE crap off, before I go round and reem your mum"
TOWIE by kidvicious April 6, 2015
bowel trowel
"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.
bowel trowel by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008
Trowser Snake
Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)
It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.
It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.
Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.
It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.
Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
Trowser Snake by CanadianLaughter May 14, 2010