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Troller's Remorse 

Troller's remorse is the feeling you get when you antagonize and troll some poor unsuspecting victim on a forum, game, chat room, or in person verbally and feel like a really big jerk afterward.

This feeling is usually accompanied by an overwhelming desire to apologize to the victim.
Troll: "You are so stupid and dumb, man I am so much better than you at everything ever."

Victim: "Man, that is so rude!"

Troll: "Yeah you're right I'm feeling some intense troller's remorse, sorry man."
Troller's Remorse by Zalipher October 5, 2012
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Troller's Block 

When a person runs out of ideas for places to visit on the internet - email's been checked, no one's on facebook, etc. This can lead to staring blankly at your computer screens or resulting in visits to sites like chatroulette or 4chan, just to waste time.
Guy 1: ... *staring at computer screen*
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.

Mindfuck ensues.

Gentleman's Trolley 

The covert act of a man poking his boner into a bitch's behind while grinding on the dance floor. This event usually takes place on a crowded dance floor with little to no lighting. Aka "A 2by 4 in your backdoor"
I know we got down last night because my butt hurts from receiving so many gentleman's trolleys on the dance floor last night

Stroller Troller 

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.
Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.

Stage troller

A stage troller is a singer or musician who hangs off to the side, or makes passes across the front of the stage area, while other bands are playing. They do this in hopes of being asked up to make a “guest appearance”.

This is a common behavior where the person can be content to being a spectator, but has to show everyone in attendance that he/she is a “star” too. They will usually overstay their welcome if asked to join the band for a song, and their presence becomes awkward.
Man, did you see Geoff last night, making his rounds on the dance floor in front of the band? He’s such a stage troller!

The show was going great last night until the band invited a stage troller up for a song and he wouldn’t leave!
Stage troller by Richter Ass October 13, 2021

trolley sex 

To have sexual intercourse in a trolley.Preferably Asdas.
Jodie: Fancy some trolley sex?
Hannah: Asda or tesco?
trolley sex by HGGGGGG March 18, 2007

trolley snatcha

A male passenger on a transport vessel(Eg. Airplane, Train, Monorail, etc.) who finds opportunity in a female attendant with a refreshment cart, trolley, portable snack bar, or like wise table in which the male passenger can reach underneath said cart/trolley and grab/snatch her vaginal region, surprising the female attendant.
Guy one: Bro, I took a trip to Vegas last month and totally trolley snatched this bangin' flight attendant after she gave me pretzels.

Guy two: Haha! You trolley snatcha! I bet the look on her face was priceless!

Guy one: Yeah, but the harassment charges sure got a price..
trolley snatcha by Ronnald Weasley November 12, 2013