by SammyDaAsian November 29, 2010
Collection of elected officials with high salaries, perks, and absolutely no authority. Since 1987 when every county with a population of over 10,000 has been required to have an independent auditor appointed by the district judges, the position has been a useless waste of taxpayer money.
The Texas Association of County Treasurers supports candidates who kill legislation that threaten their titles. The Texas Association of County Treasurers sent the paper a fact sheet on the importance of keeping the position open.
by Candidate to Abolish the Job February 18, 2010
by Madikbass November 6, 2020
by Ragdollio June 15, 2022
When you insert a singular anal bead as far up as you can into ones anus. And you let it sit for a day up there. Then you dig through what ever is up there to search for the treasure you planted
by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023
After many battles together, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become the best of friends. They had defeated countless monsters and evil sorcerers, and they were always on the lookout for new adventures. One day, they heard a rumor about a secret treasure hidden on a distant island, known only as the treasure of Engelbräckt.
Determined to find the treasure, Malte and Vilmer set out to build a boat. Vilmer's knowledge of ropes and knots, combined with Malte's skill with a hammer and saw, allowed them to construct a sturdy vessel that was capable of withstanding the roughest of seas.
They set sail across the open ocean, battling through storms and fending off attacks from sea monsters. But Malte and Vilmer were undaunted, driven by their desire to find the treasure and uncover its secrets.
Finally, they reached the island of Engelbräckt. It was a wild and untamed place, covered in dense jungle and filled with dangers at every turn. But Malte and Vilmer were determined to press on.
Using their skills and wits, they hacked their way through the jungle, battling fierce beasts and avoiding deadly traps. At last, they came upon a hidden temple, buried deep within the heart of the island.
Determined to find the treasure, Malte and Vilmer set out to build a boat. Vilmer's knowledge of ropes and knots, combined with Malte's skill with a hammer and saw, allowed them to construct a sturdy vessel that was capable of withstanding the roughest of seas.
They set sail across the open ocean, battling through storms and fending off attacks from sea monsters. But Malte and Vilmer were undaunted, driven by their desire to find the treasure and uncover its secrets.
Finally, they reached the island of Engelbräckt. It was a wild and untamed place, covered in dense jungle and filled with dangers at every turn. But Malte and Vilmer were determined to press on.
Using their skills and wits, they hacked their way through the jungle, battling fierce beasts and avoiding deadly traps. At last, they came upon a hidden temple, buried deep within the heart of the island.
Inside the temple, they found the treasure of Engelbräckt. It was a dazzling array of jewels, gold, and ancient artifacts, all shimmering in the light of the setting sun.
But Malte and Vilmer soon realized that the treasure was not theirs to keep. It belonged to the people of the island, who had been oppressed and exploited by pirates for many years. Malte and Vilmer knew that the right thing to do was to return the treasure to its rightful owners.
With the help of the islanders, they fought off the remaining pirates and restored peace to the island. And though they had not kept the treasure for themselves, Malte and Vilmer knew that they had gained something far more valuable: the satisfaction of doing the right thing and the knowledge that they had helped make the world a better place.
As they sailed away from the island, they looked back at the temple and the treasure of Engelbräckt, knowing that they had made a difference in the lives of those who had once been oppressed. And they knew that there were still many adventures waiting for them in the future, driven by their unbreakable bond and their unwavering courage.
But Malte and Vilmer soon realized that the treasure was not theirs to keep. It belonged to the people of the island, who had been oppressed and exploited by pirates for many years. Malte and Vilmer knew that the right thing to do was to return the treasure to its rightful owners.
With the help of the islanders, they fought off the remaining pirates and restored peace to the island. And though they had not kept the treasure for themselves, Malte and Vilmer knew that they had gained something far more valuable: the satisfaction of doing the right thing and the knowledge that they had helped make the world a better place.
As they sailed away from the island, they looked back at the temple and the treasure of Engelbräckt, knowing that they had made a difference in the lives of those who had once been oppressed. And they knew that there were still many adventures waiting for them in the future, driven by their unbreakable bond and their unwavering courage.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023