Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 17, 2022

side tract

"Side tract" means that you get side tract. Simple as that

Not grammatical person: "I got sidetracked"
Our teacher: "No its side tract bitch"

by Qualite Ammo October 30, 2020

dervish tract

a dervish tract of land refers to areas where dhulbahante live

you're in a dervish tract of land

by readyforthemoon55 July 21, 2020

Ball tract

The thingy that connects your balls to your pp

My ball tract hurt , the thingy near my balls

by Retarded man child November 27, 2021

intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.

Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.

by Guido1 September 17, 2009

Jack Chick Tract

A quasi-religious tract sized similar to a "Tijuana Bible" in comic-book format, tending to the overly lurid and tasteless (hence, unintentionally hilarious) in its desire of "winning hearts and minds to Christ." Named for its creator (1924-2016), who was notorious for refusing interviews and, hence, the subject of much speculation.

How many Jack Chick Tracts have you found on your walks today?

by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023