Trying To

A phrase used to express a desire to do something. Often asked as a question when looking for confirmation. Also means "looking to" or "want to."

Man, I'm trying to get laid tonight. Let's hit the club.

Trying to get drunk?

You trying to go egg that Scientology building down the street?

I was trying to go to the movies tonight, but this bitch was straight sluffin and took too long to get ready. So we just ended up boning at my place. Ya dig?

by juhnlaaa June 28, 2009

Trying to walk

Ok directioners it mean when gay men have anal sex as it hurts.{by the way Louis tomlinson invented this;) :)}

Interviewer: what were you all doing yesterday?

Louis tomlinson : trying to walk

by Lariestylinson28 November 26, 2020

Trying to hold this wood

A pickup line used on girls in Marbella that has a 100% success rate.

"Alright girl, where you from? I have an apartment 5 minutes away. You trying to hold this wood?"

by lukejames1111 September 3, 2021

trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009

trying to hold this wood

the art of asking another person if they would like to hold your Penis

yo babe you trying to hold this wood

by barrysBlumptiousBalls September 1, 2021

Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.

"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."

by JollyLama February 27, 2010

trying to find myself

A phrase spoken by someone who wants out of a relationship and trying to learn more about themselves. They usually try to find themselves in the beds of as many people as they can sleep with. Slut is in the phrase. The only thing missing is U.

Girl: I am just trying to find myself.
Guy: By fucking Bob, Steve, Larry, Andrew, John, Tyler, Tyrone ................... and Alisha

by Varnell October 31, 2006