Tough Break 

When something doesn't go your way, or something bad but fairly insignificant happens to you.

"Dude, I just finished my last beer already and the store is closed!"

"Tough Break"

Tough Break by Jordo31 November 11, 2012

Tough Break Kid 

When someone feels hard done by, a reply of TBK or Tough Break Kid is sure to follow.

Girl: I have to work this weekend :(
Guy: Tough Break Kid #TBK

bad luck unfortunate

Tough Break Kid by j_l_p January 18, 2013

touch your breakfast 

To deeply penetrate someone's anus.

Hand me the lube and bend over baby, cuz I'm gonna touch your breakfast.

touch your breakfast by goldenflower February 26, 2011

brake touch 

A touch that is initiated by the slamming of brakes in the car. When the car needs to come to a sudden stop and the driver feels the need to gently touch you thinking it will stop serious damage.

When mom slammed on the brakes she brake touched Sarah in the passenger seat so she wouldn't crash through the wind shield. It failed to work.

brake touch by braketouched August 2, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019