Touch Pad

1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina

1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.

Touch Pad by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

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Touch Pad Finger

The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.

Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger

Touch Pad Finger by tpf November 29, 2010

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Touch Pad • Touch Pad Finger • touchpadwarrior • Joystick or touchpad • Touch grass • touch downs • Touch • touch hole • Touch Base • touch and go

touchpadwarrior

A Hairy Man who likes to touch his pad.

Touchpadwarrior is too legendary.

touchpadwarrior by DeezNuterz August 21, 2020

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TouchPadWarrior

A sexy motherfucker who has red hair, drunks a shit ton of alcohol and farms mounts on World of Warcraft. Touchpadwarrior's enjoy saying things like "OoOoOoOoH LEGENDARY" and other things like "OoOoOh Champion you fuck my ass so nice". They also like to get drunk and wear murloc onesies and dance with their dogs, and they are also badass baristas and the best Arms Warrior that play on a muthafuggin Touchpad!

"Holy shit, Shamas looks like a Touchpadwarrior!"
"Is that a touchpadwarrior over there making coffee??"

TouchPadWarrior by Moistbois August 21, 2020

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touchpad

A slang, computer-related term for the female vagina.

“So how’d that date go with the Femboy?”
“Well, it turns out they had a touchpad.”

touchpad by Silver_Phoenix August 17, 2024

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Joystick or touchpad

Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.

Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”

Joystick or touchpad by nyapys April 13, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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