Touch Pad

1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina

1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Touch Pad Finger

The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.

Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger

by tpf November 29, 2010

touchpadwarrior

A Hairy Man who likes to touch his pad.

Touchpadwarrior is too legendary.

by DeezNuterz August 21, 2020

TouchPadWarrior

A sexy motherfucker who has red hair, drunks a shit ton of alcohol and farms mounts on World of Warcraft. Touchpadwarrior's enjoy saying things like "OoOoOoOoH LEGENDARY" and other things like "OoOoOh Champion you fuck my ass so nice". They also like to get drunk and wear murloc onesies and dance with their dogs, and they are also badass baristas and the best Arms Warrior that play on a muthafuggin Touchpad!

"Holy shit, Shamas looks like a Touchpadwarrior!"
"Is that a touchpadwarrior over there making coffee??"

by Moistbois August 21, 2020

touchpad

A slang, computer-related term for the female vagina.

“So how’d that date go with the Femboy?”
“Well, it turns out they had a touchpad.”

by Silver_Phoenix August 17, 2024

Joystick or touchpad

Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.

Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”

by nyapys April 13, 2024