touch glass
touch glass by areu September 14, 2021
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Touch glass and smoke gas
The equivalent of a "toast" or a "cheers", however, it is primarily used in terms of smoking weed. More specifically, when the two participants touch bongs prior to taking a hit.
Touch glass and smoke gas by DoxSloppy February 15, 2023
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touch the bottom of a pint glass
When your male modesty is so long that you can reach the bottom of a pint glass…….
Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!
Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.
Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!
Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.
“You know Tina, right? Apparently, she’s been getting one of her five a day from Glenn from the greengrocers. Bloke’s got a right snake on him. He showed me once down the pub……he can touch the bottom of a pint glass! Believe me! Massive.”
touch the bottom of a pint glass by fullyfledgeded April 18, 2026
touch the bottom of a pint glass
When your male modesty is so long that it can touch the bottom of a pint glass…….
Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!
Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.
Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!
Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.
“You know Tina, right? Apparently, she’s been getting one of her five a day from Glenn from the greengrocers. Bloke’s got a right snake on him. He showed me once down the pub……he can touch the bottom of a pint glass! Believe me! Massive.”
touch the bottom of a pint glass by fullyfledgeded April 18, 2026
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