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Touch glass and smoke gas 

The equivalent of a "toast" or a "cheers", however, it is primarily used in terms of smoking weed. More specifically, when the two participants touch bongs prior to taking a hit.
Yo, let's touch glass and smoke gas man.

Touch some glass 

The opposite of touch some grass. It is because touchscreens are glass
I love being outside.

Bro touch some glass

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

touch the bottom of a pint glass

When your male modesty is so long that you can reach the bottom of a pint glass…….

Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!

Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.
“You know Tina, right? Apparently, she’s been getting one of her five a day from Glenn from the greengrocers. Bloke’s got a right snake on him. He showed me once down the pub……he can touch the bottom of a pint glass! Believe me! Massive.”

touch the bottom of a pint glass

When your male modesty is so long that it can touch the bottom of a pint glass…….

Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!

Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.
“You know Tina, right? Apparently, she’s been getting one of her five a day from Glenn from the greengrocers. Bloke’s got a right snake on him. He showed me once down the pub……he can touch the bottom of a pint glass! Believe me! Massive.”
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026