When your tits (male or female) have a mind of themselves, and intend to rage often. This syndrome can not be cured. Once you have it, it is there. RTS for short. Side effects may include : Rage quitting, Flipping tables, out bursts of swearing.
Guy: I think you may have RTS.
Girl: What is RTS?
Guy: Raging Titty Syndrome.
Girl: NO FUCKING WAY.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!