totty rating 

a meter which is used to measure the amount of attractive females in close proximity

the totty rating round here is off the chart

totty rating by TG:83 September 24, 2004

Raging Titty Syndrome. 

When your tits (male or female) have a mind of themselves, and intend to rage often. This syndrome can not be cured. Once you have it, it is there. RTS for short. Side effects may include : Rage quitting, Flipping tables, out bursts of swearing.

Guy: I think you may have RTS.
Girl: What is RTS?
Guy: Raging Titty Syndrome.
Girl: NO FUCKING WAY.

Raging Titty Syndrome. by Taescha March 21, 2012