totes mcgoats

The only appropriate response for when someone asks you to do something ridiculously cool.

Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"

Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"

by Pole Girl 134 May 30, 2010

totes mcgoats

Used as a synonym for "Totally."

Also used to describe something that has the quality of being awesome; "totes" being one degree of awesome, and the full-on "totes mcgoats" being used to describe a level of supreme awesomeness.

"That sandwich was the totes."
"I agree, the totes mcgoats."

"Did he really just spend 5 minutes definings totes mcgoats?"
"Mcgoats, dude."

by dickshinairy February 16, 2010

totes mcgoats

Totally.

I totes mcgoats failed my math test today.

by au2016 April 23, 2009

totes mcgoats

1) a nick name in the movie i love you man... 2) does not mean totally

Hey whats up Totes Mcgoats

by BigG65 June 05, 2009

Totes Mcgoats

something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.

Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?

by PrdflS8n January 07, 2021

Totes McGoats

A terrifying beast located near Niagra Falls that scares people into recycling with the demonic powers.

You better recycle that or Totes McGoats will get you!

by B. Beale December 11, 2015

Totes McGoats

The cool way of saying 'totally'.

Popular Girl 1: So are you going to my party!?
Popular Girl 2: Totes McGoats.
Popular Girl 1: Cool!

by goatsbyboats August 17, 2010