A region in the centre of Italy that could be defined as: The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world
Did you know that Toscana was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture? It was 1786 and still going on.
by Sbirro November 27, 2004
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One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"
or
"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
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"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
by Jenburger January 2, 2008
Get the Giant Toscano Eating Bitch mug.A rudimentary language comprised mainly of curse words and insults. Toscanese is only spoken among the closest of friends otherwise the language would easily be thought of as rude and vulgar.
A typical conversation in Toscanese may go like this:
B: "Pack the bowl you f***er!"
J: "I'm the guest you a***ole!"
B: "Exactly you're mooching so you have to do it you lazy a**."
B: "Pack the bowl you f***er!"
J: "I'm the guest you a***ole!"
B: "Exactly you're mooching so you have to do it you lazy a**."
by fballz September 30, 2008
Get the Toscanese mug.Toscane est un prénom Italien (Toscana). Une Toscane est châtain claire avec très souvent des lunettes. Elle a des yeux bleu et un grand sourire. Toscane est très intelligente et ne le nie pas. Sure d'elle, elle n'hésite pas à dire ce qu'elle pense même si certains mots peuvent blesser. Après tout, y'a que la vérité qui blesse. Toscane cache ses sentiments même les plus profonds. Elle à le rire facile mais question blague, faut revoir ça m'a cocotte. Ses amis l'aiment beaucoup malgré son franc parler et son humour à chié. Toscane aime mangé, elle aime la bonne bouffe donc la cafetaria dégueulasse c'est ciao. Bref si vous avez une Toscane gardez la.
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I looked into the distance and saw Geno Toscano, I turned my head for a second and looked back and he was gone.
by Tim April 18, 2005
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A widely UNknown italian clothing company. Makes sweaters that can but never should be pawned off as real designer clothing. Usually worn by insolvent herbs.
A widely UNknown italian clothing company. Makes sweaters that can but never should be pawned off as real designer clothing. Usually worn by insolvent herbs.
"Hey man! Check out this cool new Toscano sweater I have!! Don't you think that's cool?"
"No"
"No?"
"No."
"No"
"No?"
"No."
by ET3 the Boss May 20, 2009
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