torture me
Torture me to death for my own good, is a sarcastic remark about doing something unpleasant for a future gain.
torture me by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2021
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Jitter clicking torture method
A sadistic and satanic move where a guy named Min repeatedly jitter clicks a victims forehead until insanity. Often times, this is paired with the special move Miner’d where a victim is Minspired.
Jitter clicking torture method — Also commonly known as the Korean Tetris Smash Player Torture Method
Jitter clicking torture method by Minspired August 26, 2022
broken penis torture method #4
When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.
I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!
broken penis torture method #4 by faglord69xdxd December 20, 2021
Radiological torture merged interrogations
When terrorist ignore the Geneva Conventions and use radiological torture to illegally interrogate merged interrogatories (merged questions).
Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
Radiological torture merged interrogations by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025
Mexican Torture Stick
An alternative name for a shovel.
The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."
"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"
"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"
"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
Mexican Torture Stick by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011
Mentos Torture
A form of torture even worse than cock n ball torture. It works through forcing someone to swallow a dozen of mentos and shove Coca-Cola down their throat. Afterwards, you must tape their mouth ASAP. Unlike cock n ball torture, this is less kinky than other forms of torture (which makes it even worse for those kinds of people). The pain is unimaginable.
A: "Shut up before I tie you up and shove coke n mentos down your throat."
B: "Oh shit, not Mentos Torture!"
B: "Oh shit, not Mentos Torture!"
Mentos Torture by Mentos Man March 5, 2022
Medieval Torture
Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."
Medieval Torture by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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