Getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. It can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.
My car just exploded in my face, I totally got torped.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.
by Shadohw March 3, 2009
An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.
Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!
Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.
Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.
by Elliott Stryker August 24, 2011
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by Guava P. Ossaymaza June 1, 2022
I definition of a male with big breast. Usually found on Un-athletic males who attended Miami of Ohio.
by Glatted69 November 15, 2021