An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.
Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!
Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.
Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.
by Elliott Stryker August 24, 2011