Toquefuck 

An especially irritating and dumbass Canadian.

Irritating Canadian: Hey, Darryl, can I borrow yer skidoo?
Regular Canadian: No, you cannot, eh, ya fuckin' toquefuck because you still got my hockey stick, my maple syrup bucket, and excellent health care system!

Toquefuck by sixup604 April 10, 2019

toefuck 

The act of penetration by one's vagina or anus by a toe.

As Tiffany half-heartedly resisted the urge to once again scratch her yeast infection, she recalled a lecture from her high school health class warning about the dangers of being toefucked by someone with athlete's foot.

toefuck by Paul and Anne November 15, 2005

Toefuck 

The art of inserting ones toe into the passage of another (usually the anus) for sexual gratification or pleasure

Me and my pals were partying on down in Malia when a boy gave her a quick toefuck from behind. 'Sit on my toe' he yelled

Toefuck by T03L0V3R September 5, 2013

TongueFuck

To kiss someone passionately with the your tounge as if you're giving oral to them, as moving tongue really fast in someone else's mouth like a vibrator

I was enjoying tonguefucking you!

TongueFuck by Sexguru30 May 11, 2016

tonguefuck

A food or drink that smells utterly rank but tastes quite good. (Ex: Red Bull) It can also be applied to a food or beverage that smells good but tastes quite bad. (ex: laundry detergent, do not try)

person 1: bro, red bull smells hella grody. how does it taste?

person 2: nah brah, red bull's delish. that shit's a tonguefuck

tonguefuck by hella hyperactive hooligan March 27, 2010

tofurfucken 

a traditional vegetarian Thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tofuck); served with a smug smirk of "aren't-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters"

Carnivore: "What do your people do for the entree at Thanksgiving dinner?"

Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."

Carnivore: "You're so lame."

tofurfucken by The Opster November 23, 2011

crusty toefuck

When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.

Nikki is a crusty toefuck.

crusty toefuck by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 21, 2004