The top hat you wear while receiving oral sex.
I went over to your girl's house and I was wearing my sloppy top hat.
by ExiledZephy January 2, 2017
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What Brendon Urie wore in the I Write Sins Not Tragedies video by the popular indie band Panic! at the Disco
Brendon: Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.(while wearing a sexy top hats)

Sexy Top Hats are Totally Panic!
by Allisin August 28, 2006
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The act of shitting on your partner's head during/after sex and letting the shit stack up like a top hat.
When Carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate scumbag move by Lincoln Top-hatting that skeezer.
by Speedy Beans March 10, 2012
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The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!
by Dicks In July 29, 2010
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a top hat magoo is when one in serts his or her nose int the male or females ear and blow. this causes arousal and, the famale will shit her pants, this would be the oppertune moment for one to stick his penis in her anal cavity, and scream as load as u can "TOP HAT MAGOO."
"my boyfriend pulled a top hat magoo an me, and i shit my pants full of corn."
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An areola that is not much larger than the actual niple. So when you look at it from the top it looks like a top hat.
My friends breasts have top hat niples.

The womans niples seemed to be overcomming her areolas and look like top hats.
by Brianna R October 18, 2007
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