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toot & scootunknown
This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.
"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."
#toot#fart#pass gas#wind#flatulence
by habbie May 12, 2009
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  • tooster
  • too stevie
  • toostoned
  • too stoned to have sex
  • too strong
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  • Too Stupid To Live
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  • Too Swift
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  • Too Tall
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  • Tootally Turtle
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