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The awesomest Black-sounding-name-for-a-dood at OMGPOP. You can find her lurking at MNFH. She's a Mod so she is very moody (especially when she gets blue balls). But she's nice. Still nice..
vanillakid23: all these time i've been imagining toodi as a black dood

toodi: LOL
toodi: wait wut?
toodi by vanillakid23 September 8, 2011
Words you can keep
When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.
This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.
Toobin by Miotoss October 19, 2020
New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.
Toobin by mrumo October 19, 2020
When you're on a video call and you forget to turn off the camera before yanking your crank.
Did you see Jeffrey yesterday on Zoom? He was toobin in front of the whole CNN panel. So cringe.
Toobin by DocKilmer October 19, 2020
Getting caught masturbating while on a zoom/Teams or other group call or otherwise while in the company of people you don’t think are watching.
“Did you hear that Josh got suspended from class for Toobin? He thought he’d get away with Toobin just because he’s so full of himself!”
Toobin by JToobin October 19, 2020

Toobining 

When you’re on a Zoom call and jacking off.
Mike’s general disinterest during our Zoom today made me wonder if he was toobining.
Toobining by YeahSure916 October 19, 2020
To remove one's genitals from one's clothing during a video meeting. From Jeffrey Toobin of The New Yorker and CNN, who originated this action in October 2020.
"I was in a Zoom call with the people in my office, when I looked at the lower left corner and my boss was doing a Toobin.
Toobin by F. Warren Zevon October 19, 2020
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