tommy tank 

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank

Im goin for a tommy tank

tommy tank by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005

Tommy Tank 

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas

Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual

Tommy Tank by Bennett October 20, 2014

tommy tank 

cockney rhyming slang for Wank

oh i just had a tommy tank

tommy tank by matthewmatthew123 January 23, 2008

tommy tank 

to masterbate or play with ones slef

boy 1 : can you come out
Boy 2 : no im having a tommy tank

tommy tank by singaman July 20, 2008

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan 

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.

Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan by FCTrendz September 27, 2022

tommy tanking it 

jacking off ur pork sword

last night i was tommy tanking it

tommy tanking it by pork sword151514 April 17, 2009

Timmy Tank 

A british slang term for masturbation.

John has just gone for a timmy tank.

Timmy Tank by AdSt March 15, 2010