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tommy tank 

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank
Im goin for a tommy tank
tommy tank by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005
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Tommy Tank 

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas
Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual
Tommy Tank by Bennett October 20, 2014

tommy tank 

cockney rhyming slang for Wank
oh i just had a tommy tank
tommy tank by matthewmatthew123 January 23, 2008

tommy tank 

to masterbate or play with ones slef
boy 1 : can you come out
Boy 2 : no im having a tommy tank
tommy tank by singaman July 20, 2008

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan 

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.
Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

tommy tanking it 

Timmy Tank 

A british slang term for masturbation.
John has just gone for a timmy tank.
Timmy Tank by AdSt March 15, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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