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Tommy Tank 

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas
Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual
Tommy Tank by Bennett October 20, 2014

tommy tank 

cockney rhyming slang for Wank
oh i just had a tommy tank
tommy tank by matthewmatthew123 January 23, 2008

tommy tank 

to masterbate or play with ones slef
boy 1 : can you come out
Boy 2 : no im having a tommy tank
tommy tank by singaman July 20, 2008

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan 

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.
Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

tommy tanking it 

Timmy Tank 

A british slang term for masturbation.
John has just gone for a timmy tank.
Timmy Tank by AdSt March 15, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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