Girl : Babe, how old do you think I look in this dress?
Guy : You look the same age as Tom Scott.
Girl : ...
Guy : You look the same age as Tom Scott.
Girl : ...
by mottocs September 13, 2021
person 1 : hey have you seen that new tom scott video?
person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says
person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says
by one yeety boi August 30, 2020
A English guy who will tell you how some random tree won a Guinness world record or stopped a war from taking place or how it has to do with computers.
me: sit on bench
Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)
Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)
by Junkyard Jarvis May 01, 2021
by Brick Diggity October 13, 2022
I completely Tom Scotted a few minutes ago because of that funny bird video.
Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.
Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.
by tom scott definer dude September 05, 2023
N. A guy who is conventionally physically attractive but with the personality of your average basement nerd.
V. Being completely oblivious to romantic advances.
V. Being completely oblivious to romantic advances.
Noun:
Person 1: OMG that guy is such a Tom Scott, right?
Person 2: Yeah, good looking until he opened his mouth...
Verb:
Person 1: Dude, you just Tom Scotted, she was hella into you!
Person 1: OMG that guy is such a Tom Scott, right?
Person 2: Yeah, good looking until he opened his mouth...
Verb:
Person 1: Dude, you just Tom Scotted, she was hella into you!
by HydraulicWalrus December 12, 2019
Inventor of the "Stanger" ; Sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. Also known as the Candy Man in Western Pennsylvania and former Vice President of NAMBLA.
by Larry Flint August 30, 2013