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boot-licking toady 

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.
All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011
One who flatters in the hope of gaining favors.
"M often acts like a complete toady, commenting J on her taste, her babely features, and her mind in the hopes that she will one day bear his hapa."
toady by Yahtzee101 January 11, 2014
Alternate spelling for "today," popularized within internet forums supporting the political rise of Ron Paul. The "toady" spelling is often used to indicate a certain level of importance and urgency. In this regard, "toady" is used in place of "today" for emphasis on the topic's imperative nature.
Toady is the primary!
toady by PauliticsPolitics December 6, 2011

toady loach 

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.
Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?
toady loach by ol buzzard March 7, 2014

chodey toady 

A Fucking warty chode that gives a woman no pleasure. It will not fit inside no matter how hard you try. If you have this Fucking kill yourself.
Damn my ex James has a Chodey toady, he jumped off the bridge after trying to fuck me.
chodey toady by DoctorTicTac November 29, 2017
A toad like creature that spends all their free time away from the sausage factory online pretending to be the best ever and drinking alcohol.
Did you see toadly last night? He spent all evening online drinking and throwing up on web cam.
Toadly by thetoadkiller February 25, 2011