by Husky Boy June 8, 2020
Get the To Bench mug.To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.
Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
by DirtyHot February 2, 2012
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To Bench
• to Park-bench
• going to the beach
• go to the beach and wait for the tsunami
• Taking My Talents to South Beach
• Take My Talents To South Beach
• takin my talents to south beach
• dont bring sand to the beach
• Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
• send that puppy to the beach
Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010
Get the take my talents to South Beach mug.The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
Get the I'm going to take my talents to South Beach mug.code-phrase for getting high on maryjane.
"Dude, i'm going to the beach this weekend, wanna come?"
"Hell yeah man! I'll bring my own pail and shovel! (wink wink)"
"Hell yeah man! I'll bring my own pail and shovel! (wink wink)"
by BlackHash October 8, 2009
Get the going to the beach mug.by matthew w.brown November 14, 2007
Get the dont bring sand to the beach mug.Janette: So are you going out tonight?
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
by Blabbidy July 10, 2010
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