to don't

something that's just wrong & shouldn't be done.

"I'm sooooo hornywasted. I sooooo want to drunk dial my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

"You're right. I guess that's a pretty big to don't."

"Huge to don't."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009

to-don't list

First coined by The Monarch in the wildly popular Venture Brothers cartoon, this is a figurative sarcastic list which has events and tasks that are totally lame and simply unwanted.

-Hey little Johnny, can you do me a favor and clean the gutters sometime today?

-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.

-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!

-Again. Fuck you, mom.

by Barnaby J. August 9, 2008

to don't list

Like the "to do list" but with things one doesn't want to do.

Person A: Are you going to *lame person*'s party?
Person B: Nope, that's definitely on my to don't list.

by PZnaty January 9, 2008

To-Don't List

The opposite of a "To-Do List", and isn't literally a list, but just an expression. Normally used when a friend/collleague/person says something that you should do/get and don't agree with. First appeared on the G4 TV Show "Code Monkeys".

Friend: "Hey, you should get that thing for that."

You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."

by Blinkovision July 28, 2011

To don't List

A list of things that you don't want to do.

A: Lets go to that ballet!
B: Yeah, (sarcastically) I'll put that right on top of my to don't list.

by jzokel February 27, 2010

to don't list

Indicative of a dislike of something strong enough to warrant reminding oneself not to do it.

"Amateur improv open mic evenys go right on my to don't list. "

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

I really don’t need no light to see through you

I really don’t need no light to see through you. — A brutal way to tell someone that they are absolutely transparent. This idiom entered popular culture in 1982 as a result of the quite danceable late disco track by the same name sung by vocalist Jeffery Osborne.

A useful insult in an age of MAGA Republicanism.

A more contemporary version of this is insult is the more versatile “I see you” — which can either be an insult or a statement of deep connection and engagement.

When Dolt 45 says that if he’s elected he will be MAGA’s retribution, I’ll just say this: I really don’t need no light to see through you, Donnie.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 30, 2023