when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot
by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 14, 2023
by Solid Otacon April 07, 2017
To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).
by TheMcNasty November 20, 2014
Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
by Bruce Maharaj July 07, 2019
A bisexual person;
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
Guy: that's some real spork behavior
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023
(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.
I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.
by Hari314 July 09, 2025
When your spooning with a boner.
by NoLockOnTheDoor September 10, 2020