Smoke at both ends

An insult with no apparent meaning

Coby: Josh you smoke at both ends.

Josh: What the fuck does that mean?

by Pumpfriction July 16, 2008

both ways

Number one & Number two ( at the same time )

Wow I was sooo sick I went both ways! Bent over in the stall
hit both walls. Everyone was chokin-n-puken apb in the mens room!

by itichie_nocanpo August 26, 2006

go both ways

To be bisexual, not necessarily polyamorous.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he has a girlfriend too, he likes to go both ways."

by Cha_The_Porcupine June 6, 2006

playing for both teams

Having a bisexual orientation/tendencies.

She claims she's 100% straight, but after last night with that sorority chick we all know she's really playing for both teams.

by LDizzle July 7, 2008

swing both ways

Someone who has no sexual preference to male or female, or would do either. See bi.

I usually do guys but no worries I swing both ways.

by Lindsay S June 19, 2006

both hands on the phone

‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.

“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”

“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”

“What’s that mean anyway?”

“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”

“Ok thanks.”

by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021

hands both ways

when a boy or a girl has received and given the act of fingering and a hand job.

furthest i've been is hands both ways.

by permiscuous. January 17, 2011