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Titty Nip Death Grip 

The name of the ultimate purple nurple. Symptoms of a Titty Nip Death Grip includes: Bleeding, bruising, lactation, burning, itching, stinging, vomiting, and watering eyes.
Steve: Hey man, did you see Dave yesterday?
Joe: Yeah, It looks like he got a good Titty Nip Death Grip.
Steve: Ha, he was crying for hours!
Titty Nip Death Grip by Drfuzzybawlz December 27, 2010

titty shock ball grip 

to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)
I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.
1. Absolutely crushing a baseball and/or rattling the pitcher.

2. Busting on a girl's tits.
1. Dam that pitcher just got tittyripped!

2. Bro i tittyripped my main squeeze last night.
tittyrip by Jacob Gallo July 9, 2010
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026