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Time Burglar 

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.
Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.
Time Burglar by Alec December 24, 2004

Time Burglar 

Someone who is chronically late to the point of stealing time from you.
Me: 'Where is Sandy? He's 15 minutes late!'
You: 'I don't know why we wait for him. He's such a time burglar!'
Time Burglar by Olap May 16, 2013

Time Burger 

Someone who robs your time.
You: Come on Brantley, we really need to go...
Brantley: Wait a minute, I need to clip my toenails.
You: You're such a time burgler!
Time Burger by The Awesomenator August 29, 2005

time burglar 

this is a very gay word all things about this word r awful and any one who uses it is a cunt
Mitch is a super big time burglar. not to be confused wit the ever famous trudburglar. Your a cunt who ever created it
time burglar by WHo January 14, 2005

Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger 

A burger that comes with endive
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger, you should try it!"