1. act of having no talent

2. having no talent
Joe: I can't play this guitar!
Paul: Don't be a Tila Tequila, Suck it up and practice!
by James L.G. December 09, 2007
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Flat-faced hooker who got famous by having millions of Myspace friends,being a slut on national television,and putting out shitty music.Basically,she's a professional media whore.
Did you catch Tila Tequila's new show,"Re-Enforcing Negative Bisexual Stereotypes With Tila Tequila" ?
by SneezeDoodle July 13, 2008
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famous in myspace, only because people add her &want to see her half naked pictures. she says she Bisexual so she can have her own show on MTV,(which isn't real). her voice sounds like a sheep on crack. Looks like a Chihuahua. &is UGLY
by awkwardfork January 21, 2009
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Tila Tequila: a woman who embarassed her self ..VERY PUBLICALLY.. On a ' hit ' MTV show,entitled..a shot of love with tila..

where she reveals she is a bi - sexual (nothing really wrong with that) ..UNTIL you see the programme where she makes a complete idiot of herself ..and even kept lisa (the fake ass lesbian) in for a number of weeks when 'lisa' was not interested in her(tila),and even called her 'FAKE' which being honest was REALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND..LISA IS THE FAKE..WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE A MAN..LIKE IS SHE GOING TO GET A PENILE IMPLANT OR SOMETHING..OR DOES SHE HAVE A DICK.?..which should have lost her a key..she even gave her a key and started kissing her..??!?!?!!?


She kept in jay even after the chad earthquake punch incident where he was screaming for detroit or jersey or whatever shitty assed trailer he spawned out of..

There were only two or three contestants who would have been there for a 'chance with tila'..but failed bcuz who can predict what goes on inside the mind of an illogical feather headed idiot such as tila..

she then made some bad career moves(stripping at an insane clown posse concert in front of homicidal insane clown posse jugalettes and juggalos with no life) & recently.. after the mtv incident and crawled further and further into obscurity..

Tila Tequila should rename herself Tila Thicquela..
tila the product of america home of the stupid and ignorant and rascist but guess what they are proud of it and even try to make money out of the fact they are so stupid ..

Tila cannot even make it in tv networks where they are desperate for attention whores like her..

by TILATHICKQUELA October 22, 2010
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Dumb Asian whore with blond hair and fake tits and caked on makeup. Famous for sitting behind her computer hours on end updating her myspace page. Thinks she is bisexual and has scored a TV show "A shot at love", more recently claimed to be pregnant by a certain so called a-list rapper who's identity is unknown.

Her stuck up demeanor and trashy antics has left a void in pop culture, more recently her music career has gone nowhere... and critics claim she has no real talent and only scored a show because of her popularity on myspace and her so-called exotic Asian ethnicity to score ratings.

MTV currently casting "shot at love 3" however due to her spiraling popularity MTV opted to cast an authentic bisexual woman -- tila claims she turned down the deal to move on with other things- such as her "career" in singing.

A hot mess
Aye you heard of this myspace sleez tila tequila?

Oh that jizz junkie that did that track with ya boy?

yeah her, the one who thinks she bisexual

what about that floozy?

she claiming she pregnant with some rappers kid

that lil skeet meat got ran through by the whole block

yeah glad i had that jimmy on extra tight...

yeah tell that to ya boy

yay digg!
by damuthafuckintruth July 17, 2009
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1. The quintessential publicity whore who gained fame by exploiting the asian fetishes of douchebag bros who love midgets with fake tits.

2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.

3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.
"Dude did you see that pumpkin-faced midget that just went by? Her fake tits looked like grapefruits attached to a plywood board!"

"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."
by The Planet Earth September 12, 2009
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A fugly annoying tryhard midget slut-faced prostitute whore who's amount of talent ranges somewhere in the negatives.
Tila Tequila deserves to have her eyeballs shat on.
by I love lamp. October 17, 2008
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