thunder dan

To slap someone with your flacid penis

"My grandma was being really uncooprative, so I gave her the thunder dan"

thunder dan by Tom Cannon March 16, 2008

thunder dan

1) The nickname for the greatest basketball player from Traverse City, MI.

2) A self proclaimed nickname, that anyone named 'Dan', can call themselves. Hopefully, it will catch on, and your friends will start calling you that.

1) Thunder Dan is wicked from 3 point land.

2) Yo bitch, I told you, I will only respond when you address me as Thunder Dan.

thunder dan by Dan March 25, 2004

Thunder Dan

The greatest elliptigo riding Track Coach and Geometry Teacher in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

Thunder Dan by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019

Thunder Dan

The Greatest Track Coach, Geometry Teacher, youtuber, and elliptigo rider in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

"When I see you... in class"
-Thunder Dan

Thunder Dan by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019

thunder dan

a self reference whenever one is speaking of themself in the third person.

Thunder Dan needs to take a massive dump!

thunder dan by B.R. March 24, 2004

thunder dan

He who is like Napoleon, short and crazy.

Thunder Dan conquered the tennis court.

thunder dan by jejacket October 10, 2004

Thunder dance 

To fucking rage

"Don't make me fucking thunder dance."

Thunder dance by JJRS89 May 9, 2014