A great way to get vaginitis or a yeast infection!! Not to mention TONS of anal bacteria gets in your vagina. It's merely butt floss. :)
Stupid Boy: Dude, thongs are sooooo SEXY.
Smart Girl: I'd rather not sacrifice my vaginal health by putting a piece of string between my labia.
Smart Girl: I'd rather not sacrifice my vaginal health by putting a piece of string between my labia.
by coolerthanice April 11, 2010
Tiny beachwear that hardly covers anything! It consists of a tiny triangle of material at the front, which can be just barely enough to cover the clitoris, going up to a maximum size of covering the whole pubic area, and the three corners of this tiny triangle are held in place by tiny strings which meet at the back. It is usually worn without a top, which allows the boobs to be fully revealed. The girls who wear them all have good figures, girls who don't have good figures, or who are shy, don't wear them. It is the beachwear that comes closest to being nude.
I handed her the thong and she said "Thanks for nothing!"
If beachwear gets any smaller than the thong, it's going to disappear into the crack.
I'd travel fifty miles to get to the beach these days, because all the girls are wearing thongs.
Mummy, why is that girl naked - oh, now that she's closer I can see she's wearing a thong.
Girls at public beaches will probably wear nothing soon; they're practically naked already by wearing only their thongs.
Seeing all those girls in their thongs is dangerous for me; I think I might be turning lesbian.
If beachwear gets any smaller than the thong, it's going to disappear into the crack.
I'd travel fifty miles to get to the beach these days, because all the girls are wearing thongs.
Mummy, why is that girl naked - oh, now that she's closer I can see she's wearing a thong.
Girls at public beaches will probably wear nothing soon; they're practically naked already by wearing only their thongs.
Seeing all those girls in their thongs is dangerous for me; I think I might be turning lesbian.
by Hot and Spicy November 15, 2010
Power underware for herteos, the briefer the better. A trick to wear at first, but the benefits are enormous. None but the intimate ones have to know.
by Hugo the Great October 06, 2006
I common woman that thinks she is better than everyone around her. They never get alone with other thongs unless they think they are better looking. They normally hang with women that are of no threat to them because they crave all the attention of the men around them.
by darkmotive May 18, 2009
by Brassmonkey33 June 08, 2009
by Thongsz September 04, 2012