one of my more favoured Ghettoisms, "This; That; and The Third" is the natural progression of "This and That."
it'
s like, Extra Shit on
top of Shit that's already there, 'n' shit.
Incidentally, it is usually at an attempt to sound ... Edumacated, when you can observe a Ghetto Muther|Fucker (or a White
Trash-nikka) use that phrase.
this term's usage is sorta similar to "ad nauseam" + "and so on," i guess.
you can also write It
like "This -- That --- and The Third" or "This ... That ..... and The Third.......", if you want to: The Sky's The Limit.
person 3: "...and, well, you know i got dis Car Note i need to take care of -- if it ain't One Thing, then, it's anotha mutha|fuckin' thing, for a nigga."
person 1: "
word|
word. a-yo: yesterday, out at
Da Dox, i ran into my Old Bitch; she wuz out wit' dis *Pimp* Muther|Fucka."
person 2: "a'ight. well, what you do, nikka?"
person 1: "what I do? _you_ know what da fuck I did: i gave that Bitch and That Nigga a nod, and kep' walkin' tha fuck on. i ain't try'na fuck wit'um, 'n' shit -- That Dude she was wit' was
like 2-times my size."
person 3: "i feel ya. yeah, i wouldn't want you comin' back here wit'uh Busted
Head, foolin' wit'uh dude you ain't even got no bit'niss Starin' At, cock-eyed. you'd be comin' back hurr, talkin' about 'oh **My Eye!!** **My Eye!!**,' an' then i'd have to patch your little sorry ass up."
person 2: "Mmm hm; an' I
don't wanna hafta be tha one who hears your sorry little '´Got My Ass
Whipped' Stories, either. 'He beat me. 'He stuck his foot so far up my asshole I was able to
lick his shoe. 'He was lookin' at me all
Broke|Back-
like!!' and, you know: This; That; and The Third."
person 1: "oh, You ain't gotta worry ´bout _that_, shaw'dee: ´mutha|fuckah try Dat Shit on me, and i'd shank his fuckin'
ass -- ´use his lil' faggy-ass Pimp Cane if i got to. ´don't care *how* big the nikka is, for r'
il/for 'ril."
person 3: "ha haa."
person 2: "exactly."
