My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 13, 2019

my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020

My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

“Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
“The next time he wants food”

by NoodleHeadAss April 2, 2018

My dad

Gone, for good

My dad is gone, he got milk

by Poop_dealer888 May 8, 2020

My dad

Is the best dad in the whole wide world he taught me everything i know from sports to how to catch a ball he tought me how to do track and was their for me threw anything even tho im a pain hes still their

My dad is amazing even tho im a pain

by Captain jon October 9, 2019

My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 4, 2022

My dad

He is gone.

Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 14, 2021